This weeks words from Unconscious Mutterings Incomplete :: my life, obviously Bobby :: Ricky Chopstick :: I had chinese food for lunch the other day, General’s Chicken, mild. Awesome. Also? A fortune cookie that said I was too serious. Trauma :: dealing with me. Or my kids. Hesitate :: What my car sometimes does if […]
Yeah, I could have said “Blood, Sweat, and Gears,” which I think I fell in love with back when I was a kid (thirty something years ago). But that’s so… cliche, don’t you think? We had a busy weekend, away from keyboards and blogs and even our house. We did have: Birthday cake. Swimming. Driving. […]
CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]