That’s pretty much where I am right now. Lotsa work to do, kids still sick (oldest now has an ear infection, you know the drill, finally got his prescription filled at 4:00 yesterday for antibiotics so hopefully he’s on the mend; Mom has him with her at work) and I skipped breakfast since I ate […]
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative; 2. Preliminary; 3. Proliferation; 4. Cinnamon. THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Specificity; 2. British Constitution; 3. Passive-aggressive disorder. THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex; 2. Nope, […]
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. If you ain’t home by breakfast, don’t bother coming back. (my wife loves this one)