Nobody speaks to the Captain no more…
Actual conversation: me: “What do you want for breakfast?” him: *sleepy* me: “Do you want waffles?” him: “no, cereal.” me: “Captain Crunch?” him: “Do we have any Smart Start?” Two bowls, people. Â Two big bowls.
Tag: breakfast
Aliens. It’s gotta be aliens.
I can’t think of another explanation. My wife had to go to work early this morning (pre-dawn) and was out of the house before I had even gotten to the shower. This meant I had three little critters to get up, dressed, fed, and to school. My little Calvin look-alike? “May I please change clothes […]
Birthday recap. Word pairs.
Feeling old. Breakfast donuts! fantastic comments lunch? Italian! (exclamation, points) work work projectile vomiting soccer practice take out kong, king cake, candles “caution: flammable” wash towels every. towel. kids crash birthday sex? no, asleep.