Could Cause Users to Become Ho’s, Company Says The makers of the popular drug crack issued a safety warning today, advising crack’s millions of users that habitual use of the stimulant could cause them to become ho’s. A spokesman for Pharmacia Cranque LLP announced the safety warning from its corporate headquarters in Brussels, causing its […]
BUSH OUTSOURCES STATE DEPARTMENT President George W. Bush seized the opportunity presented by Colin Powell’s resignation as Secretary of State to outsource the State Department to India, the White House confirmed today. With budget deficits spiraling out of control, the president saw a chance for significant cost-savings by having all of the State Department’s diplomatic […]
After reviewing exit polls revealing that “values†and “moral issues†were foremost in the voters’ minds, Ms. Hilton shelved her plans for a new sex tape and began exploring the feasibility of starring in a faith-based tape instead. “In the past, when people have heard the name ‘Paris Hilton’ they’ve thought ‘spoiled sexpot,’†Ms. Hilton […]