Okay, Mindy really said “suck it up” but we all know what she meant, right? (also, Mindy? I owe you pictures of that freakin’ alarm clock in action. Dayum) Four Jobs I Have Had: 1) Bartender 2) Hearse driver 3) Accountant 4) Telemarketer for a carpet cleaning company (Chem Lawn, go figure) Four Movies I […]
Just a few things I’ve learned so far this weekend (and blatantly lifted from here so I don’t actually have to type them): Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad […]
Ok, y’all. I promise not to hold back. I’m probably being melodramatic. Or worse. Hell, I can’t tell. But the stuff whirling around in my brain has to come out sometime, and perhaps if it comes out here I can sort through some of it. To spare the casual visitor who is just here looking […]