Tales from the monkey store

From a friend who works for a major airline: A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A few minutes later, man walked in and said to the shopkeeper “I’ll take a Ramp Monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar […]

Update on stuff

Now that I’ve calmed down somewhat, here’s a recap of my lovely day: This AM wrestled the kids out of the house and to day care / summer camp. My car’s temperature gauge looks like it is on a trampoline. The car drives the same, I’m watching for any other signs of overheating and not […]

Fathers Day

Fathers Day is in progress here (no “mission accomplished” banner) and so far we have: 1) slept in till almost 8:00 2) had breakfast at a local diner that I love; pecan belgian waffles for me, pancakes for my bride, ham and cheese omelette for my oldest son who usually won’t eat, lots of coffee […]