Welcome to my bedroom

Ain’t that just nifty? The voters of Texas overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages. Why? To “save” marriage from, well, gay people, of course! See, gay people go around wrecking families right and left. Happens almost every day. Just ask your co-workers — chances are their family has been somehow threatened by a […]

Hey baby, I’m your handyman

Just to congratulate myself a little… For the first time in ten years, our bedroom door closes and latches. Which means it also locks. Which means I we can get busy without having to figure out to explain to the kids why daddy is under the covers and mommy sounds like she’s got a fever.