In my next life I want to be chicken little

After going around half of last week scooping up much needed “supplies” (read: moon pies and glow sticks) and subsequently the entire weekend walking outside not being able to buy things like bread or gasoline and looking at the sun and feeling not even any rain; I’ve decided this could be the Next Major Hurricane […]

It’s STILL not Friday

Okay, couple things: 1) Y’all are the bestest. Thank you, thank you for the wonderful comments. I just now have logged in again after posting late yesterday (Thursday morning). I am touched. Have I said thanks yet? 2) I can’t leave that post at the top, nosir, so in keeping with the ‘we put the […]

Redneck movie quotes

“Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…” “Houston, we have a ‘possum.” “What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.” “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” “We’ll always have Wal-Mart.” “You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, […]