Pat Robertson Says He Was Misinterpreted

What. an. idiot. I guess it depends on what you mean by “misinterpereted.” Yeesh. Pat Robertson Says He Was Misinterpreted: ” ‘You know, I don’t know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It’s a whole […]

Our legislature is looking out for us

This is the most asinine thing I’ve heard this morning. And that’s saying something: New Law for Cold & Allergy Medicine in Texas: “The law requires pharmacies to keep items containing pseudoephedrine behind pharmacy counters. Buyers must provide identification. Pharmacies must keep a record of sales of products containing pseudoephedrine and ephedrine for two years.” […]

What’s wrong with this statement?

Jackson Won’t Share Bed With Kids Again: “Michael Jackson’s lawyer said Tuesday the singer will no longer share his bed with young boys. ‘He’s not going to do that anymore,’” How about, why did he do it ever?