Saturday, by numbers

13.5 – Hours away from home 6 – hours not in the car 1 – football playoff game viewed that had my niece performing on the drill team at halftime 38-0 – the score at halftime. We weren’t winning 56 – the temperature in fahrenheit. 4 – cups of coffee I had all day 4 […]

Texas and whacko liquor laws

Pay attention, there may be a quiz: In my county, you can buy liquor, beer, and wine. You can’t do that in all counties in Texas. You must buy liquor from a licensed liquor store. The state sets the hours for liquor stores. They close at 9:00. You can buy beer and wine at liquor […]

therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four Young mothers and their small children. . . “You all have obsessions, ” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second Mom. “Your obsession is with money. Again, it […]