I’m anything but not helpful

Okay, you’re scrambling at the last minute – you’ve got your supplies (alcohol, crack, whatever keeps you going) – but you can’t remember where you found the rules for the State of the Union Drinking Game. Well, they’re right here. example: Chug your beer or down your wine or do two shots when: Audible boos […]

Movie theme night!

It was Saturday, we’d been busy (let’s just say we had already been halfway across Texas by 2:00, just in time for a Mega Fun Pizza Birthday Party we had been invited to). My wife was nursing a headache, my kids were “bored,” and I was a little desperate. So, I did what any desperate […]

Alcoholoroscopes

This can be found all over the place, but my drunk sister sent it to me via e-mail: Also: Welcome to all the fine folks visiting from LiveJournal! In case you’re curious, I’m an Aries, but I had to look up what “bellicose” meant. Feel free to share in the comments.. ARIES Drinking style Impulsive […]