This is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused; this is due to periodic airpockets we encounter. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
You know wha’ they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack ’em yack ’em. translated: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Sorry I didn’t post much over the weekend, I had major life events happening. Like we watched the Chargers choke, and caught a glimpse of Terry Bradshaw. Went to the grocery store (and snuck in only two things that weren’t on the list – can anybody guess what they might have been?) Yesterday I took […]