Five days. That’s how long my caffeine withdrawals lasted. You’re probably saying “WTF?” Well, I tried a little experiment. I’ve talked before about my New Years resolution to cut back on the coffee. WAAY back. “Everything in moderation” I said. Well, that helped some. But not enough. I don’t like the person I am sometimes, […]
I thought about titling this “I sure picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.” But a more better title would be “I picked a bad week to quit amphetamines.” Or, perhaps, “a bad week to quit smoking.” How about this one? “The hospital – what is it?” “It’s a big building with patients, but […]
Okay, Mindy really said “suck it up” but we all know what she meant, right? (also, Mindy? I owe you pictures of that freakin’ alarm clock in action. Dayum) Four Jobs I Have Had: 1) Bartender 2) Hearse driver 3) Accountant 4) Telemarketer for a carpet cleaning company (Chem Lawn, go figure) Four Movies I […]