Idiots

There are days that I’m ashamed to be living in the same state as some people. This is one of them: Texas House Moves To Ban Risque Cheerleading ..the bill does not specifically define bawdy performances. Democratic state Representative Al Edwards of Houston argued that lascivious exhibitions are a distraction for high school students that […]

I thought the movie was called “The Poseidon Adventure”

Now they are saying that the ship that was hit by the big wave was rushing back to New York for a Sunday morning product placement on The Apprentice. Question: Why would you pay “seven figures” to show a cruise ship on your TV show? Aren’t there like, plenty of cruise ships around? Hasn’t pretty […]

Hope your weekend was better than this

Truth is stranger than fiction. Several people called police about a chevy Tahoe that had been sitting too long at a red light. The dude fell asleep with his foot on the brake. When officers could not wake the man by repeatedly knocking on the window, they called the fire department for help, the affidavit […]