Hope your weekend was better than this

Truth is stranger than fiction. Several people called police about a chevy Tahoe that had been sitting too long at a red light. The dude fell asleep with his foot on the brake.

When officers could not wake the man by repeatedly knocking on the window, they called the fire department for help, the affidavit states. Unable to unlock the doors, firefighters used an ax to break a rear window, the affidavit states.

The driver, Paul Spencer Cain, didn’t wake up until after police climbed into the car, turned off the ignition, vigorously shook him and yelled, the affidavit states.

I am not making this up.