Surely you can’t be Sirius

Howard is set to make half a billion dollars in the next five years. Look, I’ll sit around and talk about sex for half that much. Hell, I do it for free all the time.

Wacky weather people

Our weather people here are a little snarky, too. Dig this forecast: Not much cold air is behind the front, and it will not bring us any rain. At least highs will be about 10 degrees cooler, taking us from ridiculously warm to just abnormally warm. The next day? We get a light freeze. Then […]