Ain’t that just nifty? The voters of Texas overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages. Why? To “save” marriage from, well, gay people, of course! See, gay people go around wrecking families right and left. Happens almost every day. Just ask your co-workers — chances are their family has been somehow threatened by a […]
Okay, bird flu. (In about six months there will be a few movies on “Sci-fi” and “TBS,” plus three ‘reality’ shows on Fox such as “are you infected?” but till then you get to hear me bitch.) I know this is CNN’s summary of what I hope is a real play for dealing with this […]
But do we really expect the same people that didn’t know that people were stranded at the New Orleans Convention Center (in spite of them being interviewed on TV every five minutes), and couldn’t provide support for the evacuation during Rita to realistically be able to plan for a flu pandemic? Here’s some advice: wash […]