Me! It’s all about me!
I pull into the parking lot. “Only five cars,” I think to myself. I’ve beat the lunch rush. By the time I get my stuff together, two more cars pull up. “I’m still doing ok.” I rush to the door, hoping to get in line before it gets longer. On the door is a note, […]
“I got better.” Thanks, everyone, for the kind words after my lame-o post this afternoon. I went out and found some “Shock the Chunky Monkey,” which is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor with little chunks of chocolate-coated Prozac, swirls of caramel, and banana ice cream. It’s da bomb! Seriously, folks, if I had some […]
Okay, I’ve been down for too long. This just sucks. (eloquent, ain’t I?) I’m hoping maybe if I just make a stupid list I can start to get over myself already. So, in an effort to either a)wallow deeper or b)pull myself up by the bootstraps (whatever they are), I’ve made a list of shit […]