just pretend I’m a penguin
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.
Me! It’s all about me!
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life.
I say, and you think… Filthy :: Sexy money Therapist :: I need more than one right now Duck :: Quack Slant :: diagonal Artist :: graphic Lease :: Buy Wish :: Bone Doormat :: wipe here Global :: domination Apartment :: Hmmm…
With apologies to John Lennon. I have no clue why this has been stuck in my head for, like, a week or more now. The staff member said, ‘hey, what you doing in bed?’ I said “I’m only tryin’ to get me a piece,” Christ you know it ain’t easy you know how hard it […]