Trying to lose 100 or more pounds.
Okay, I know I live in a small town. Under a rock, sometimes. In De Nile, lots of times. But there is no reason I did not know about this… Chocolate Therapy. A Ben and Jerry’s Mood Magic flavor. Chocolate Ice Cream with Chocolate Cookies & Swirls of Chocolate Pudding Ice Cream It even has […]
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! “Do I look Fat” responses: “Not to Stevie Wonder.” “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.” “No […]
… Peanut brittle.