Category: Kids

Verisimilitude

Me: Where is your backpack? Him: It’s probably in mommy’s car, or your car, or — somewhere in the house. Thanks for clearing that up.

This one needs a Rod Serling voice*

Imagine if you will… A child. A five year old child. Tears are shooting from the child’s eyes cartoon-like, little fountains, puddling on the floor in a manner unapproved by OSHA. And, at full volume: “I’m Not Tired!” * and don’t tell me if you don’t know who Rod Serling is or what he sounds […]