Okay, dear reader(s), I have a question for you: How do you teach someone how to swing? Seriously! This is driving me nuts. Okay, not swing like Java programming, and not the Jazz scene, and not the grown-up version of swinging. I’m talking sitting on a swing and moving oneself. Oh, sure, I have kids […]
8 year old, while listening to his MP3 player: “Dad, what’s a stripper?”
We sit down for dinner last night (it was my turn to cook, so naturally I ran to On the Border for take-out) My daughter sits next to me, most nights. No sooner did we pull everything out of the bag… “I want some diarrhea.” “Excuse me?” “please!” (now I’m confused, but what else is […]