Kids growing up too fast

Six year old: “Dad, can you put that Laffy Taffy song on my M-D-3 player?” Eight year old: “No, you aren’t old enough to understand what it’s about.”

If it ain’t Jemima…

Are my kids the only ones who insist on artificial this or that? I doubt it. The other day we ran out of syrup. I didn’t know this until I was about to serve up some Eggos (which shall NOT be eaten without syrup unless specified in advance by young Master Hooligan). Some days it’s […]