My son was busy on Saturday, shooting five goals in his first game and I don’t know how many in his second (the second game I was too busy with his little sister, couldn’t pay enough attention to the game itself) This is interesting because he obviously is very, very good at soccer. He was […]
I am sorry I peed on the toilet seat when I was little. Repeatedly. I apologize profusely for not working harder on my aim, and for not just lifting the damn seat in the first place. And yes, paybacks are a bitch. You were right about that, too. Now please? Make it stop.
Overheard last night: “Mom, boys have a peanuts… And girls just have a little hole.” “uh-huh.” “Mommy, I have a penis!” “Yes, yes you do. And I’ve known that the whole time. Now, into the bath..”