Posts not written by me (Ben)
CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]
Confucius Says: When cat pees on new carpet, cook chinese food.
Four weeks into summer and six weeks until school begins again for my daughters, I hear those words repeated every day. Several times a day, as a matter of fact. My daughters woefully do chores. as I request. to attempt to alleviate their professed boredom. Yet I keep hearing them say it. Grrrr… My kids are […]