A couple is golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband says, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don’t knock out any windows it’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife tees up and promptly shanks it right […]
“I guess the people I feel worst for are Carter and Ford. Because they have to be watching all this thinking, we’re not getting that.” —Jon Stewart, on media coverage of Ronald Reagan’s death “The head of the CIA, George Tenet, resigned last week. He didn’t want to resign, but when you don’t have any […]
Will it ever end? Talk about screwing with my childhood icons. If they try and remake the Bugaloos I swear somebody is going to get hurt. Hollywood is looking for a new Mary Ann to strand on “Gilligan’s Island.” And because the character on the original 1960s sitcom was supposed to be a wholesome Kansas […]