Category: Entertainment

World Diplomacy Rerouted to Calling Center in Bangalore

BUSH OUTSOURCES STATE DEPARTMENT President George W. Bush seized the opportunity presented by Colin Powell’s resignation as Secretary of State to outsource the State Department to India, the White House confirmed today. With budget deficits spiraling out of control, the president saw a chance for significant cost-savings by having all of the State Department’s diplomatic […]

Redneck movie quotes

“Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…” “Houston, we have a ‘possum.” “What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.” “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” “We’ll always have Wal-Mart.” “You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, […]

No, YOU can be MY wingman!

Just in time for Christmas, it’s the Top Gun “Collectors Addition” DVD. And I am so not trying to remember Quentin’s take on this movie. Really.