If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him …..A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Also, thank my […]

Two, three, four, stick around we’ll tell you more…

Remember when I was whining about it getting cold here? (yes, we rememember, like it was yesterday, replies the group) Well I start the car to defrost it, I bundle up the baby, (remember to take the garbage can to the curb), and get in the car to hear this. (warning, sound). I heart my […]

It’s warming up some…

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty — and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: And after […]