The Borowitz Report .com: “According to People spokesperson Marla Divicentis, the magazine’s editors took the unusual step of putting a fetus on the cover after sneaking an early peek at Ms. Jolie’s ultrasound and pronouncing the unborn child “uber-hot.†“We took one look at that ultrasound and decided that, quite simply, we had never seen […]
Better hurry, this one won’t last. Yes, the house made famous by the Newlyweds is for sale. Chicken of the sea, anyone?
It’s sunday night. Everyone is in bed, ‘cept me. I just watched “Skeleton Key,” which was better than I expected. And not just because I big puffy pink heart Kate Hudson. Still. It’s been a busy weekend here at the casa. We cleaned the garage (if I remember I’ll take a picture of the pile […]