She sent me this killer joke: A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay […]
If you haven’t seen it yet (I’m talking about any of you with kids who might have uttered “I’m bored” this weekend), check out Over the Hedge. Oh, my, this is what a cute-talking-animals-voiced-by-celebrities-who-are-tired-of-sitting-in-makeup-meet-stupid-people-and-hilarity-ensues movie should be! From the beginning there were plenty of sight gags, movie references (“Stella!”), and characters to keep everyone interested. […]
We finally have a new movie theater.  It opens today.  16 glorious brand new screens. Guess what movies they have playing?  C’mon, guess? Give up already?  (I admit, I haven’t given any clues, but it’s why I’m bummed) The exact same movies that are playing at our existing theater.  Variety, much? Every. Single. One of them. […]