I am not suggesting that the following story actually took place while Silly Old Bear was on vacation… but it could have. Ben was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like […]
I took the boys to see the new Pirate movie today. Yes, we were three males in a theater full of females. It is something about like what it must have been to attend a David Cassidy concert back in the day. The entire room swooned, several times. In fact? I think I’ve now got […]
CAR CARE An elderly Florida resident called 911 on her cell phone. To report her car had been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel , the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried. The dispatcher said, “Stay calm. An officer […]