that’s a mother buckin’ mare

In response to today’s (or this week’s, or this month’s) tagline, an alert reader sent me the following joke: A boy is dressed up as a pirate and rings the neighbor’s doorbell. After he sayis the traditional, “Trick-or-Treat”, the woman who answered the door asks him, “Where are your buccaneers, matey?” to which he responds: […]

which one are you

Are you the one standing with the microphone, saying “C’mon, everybody has to sing a song!,” or the person trying to look invisible on the couch, saying quietly to whomever is nearby that you are not nearly drunk enough for karaoke?