The Borowitz Report .com: “According to People spokesperson Marla Divicentis, the magazine’s editors took the unusual step of putting a fetus on the cover after sneaking an early peek at Ms. Jolie’s ultrasound and pronouncing the unborn child “uber-hot.†“We took one look at that ultrasound and decided that, quite simply, we had never seen […]
It’s sunday night. Everyone is in bed, ‘cept me. I just watched “Skeleton Key,” which was better than I expected. And not just because I big puffy pink heart Kate Hudson. Still. It’s been a busy weekend here at the casa. We cleaned the garage (if I remember I’ll take a picture of the pile […]
Rocky Balboa’s Blog. Cuz, they’re making “Rocky VI”, where Rocky goes to the grocery store and can’t remember where he parked the car and decides to walk home through a tough neighborhood. This is the story of his journey back.