I gots nuthin.

Sorry, folks, nothing to see here. Move along. All I have is a lousy repeat of a Jay Leno joke: “The 9/11 report that came out yesterday, they stress that we do not have the luxury of time. What does Congress do today? Leave for a six week vacation. … Leave it to Congress to […]

Wanna get away for a while?

No this isn’t a Southwest Airlines ad. I’m stillhere, I’m at work today, probably not for a few days starting manana. Poppa left behind 9 kids and umpteen grandkids so it’ll take a little while to sort out arrangements that everyone likes. Meanwhile I might as well be at work to keep my mind off […]

Golf, Genie.

A couple is golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband says, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don’t knock out any windows it’ll cost us a fortune to fix.” The wife tees up and promptly shanks it right […]