You may rest assured that this was not my house: Yahoo! News – Noisy Sex Session Awakens Entire Street : “‘Gradually more and more neighbors gathered in front of the house to investigate the noise,’ said a police spokesman. The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window and continue at a lower volume, he […]
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case…” Next Jack approaches Bill Gates. Jack: “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill […]
From a friend who works for a major airline: A woman was looking at the animals on display in a pet store. A few minutes later, man walked in and said to the shopkeeper “I’ll take a Ramp Monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nodded and took a monkey out of a cage. He put a collar […]