A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the […]
Here’s today’s funny list of shit I found somewhere else… Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing. Well this day was a total waste of make-up. Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine? Don’t bother me; I’m living happily ever after. Do I […]
BUSH OUTSOURCES STATE DEPARTMENT President George W. Bush seized the opportunity presented by Colin Powell’s resignation as Secretary of State to outsource the State Department to India, the White House confirmed today. With budget deficits spiraling out of control, the president saw a chance for significant cost-savings by having all of the State Department’s diplomatic […]