Life.. don’t talk to me about life

From Beancounters I find this wonderful link to a list of bumper stickers / taglines. Some good ones: I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs. (ask Chuck about that!) Driver carries no cash. He’s married. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. What would Gandalf […]

Chuck is teaching me a new outlook on life

Just a few things I’ve learned so far this weekend (and blatantly lifted from here so I don’t actually have to type them): Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad […]