Category: Funnies

that’s a mother buckin’ mare

In response to today’s (or this week’s, or this month’s) tagline, an alert reader sent me the following joke: A boy is dressed up as a pirate and rings the neighbor’s doorbell. After he sayis the traditional, “Trick-or-Treat”, the woman who answered the door asks him, “Where are your buccaneers, matey?” to which he responds: […]

tempting fate

I was signing the kids up for church school and remembered an old joke. Ahem. A priest was hearing confessions one afternoon when a man entered and confessed: “Bless me, Father for I have sinned. I slept with Pussy Green.” The priest gave him absolution and told him his pennance and the man went away. […]