a glimpse

This is fantastic: I know I’ve said it before, but birds flying into my peanut butter fingerprinted and slobbery dog nose streaked windows is enough to make me doubt Darwinism. Cathy

It can only get better

Well, the overwhelming response to my last post tells me y’all like to hear about sex. Did you know, that for every 35 pounds lost, a man gains an inch of Penis length? (It must be true, I heard it on Oprah. Something to do with fat deposits or something or other. Oh, yeah, if […]

pop quiz!

If your mom calls you on your cell phone… do you stop peeing and answer the call? Discuss.