making an IED*

*Improvised Exorcist Device Feed hungry child spaghetti don’t forget the “more, please!” take child to soccer practice after practice, let child quench her thirst with bottled sports drink of questionable vintage (and ripeness) shake well Enjoy! while hilarity ensues Admire your handiwork, and drive with the windows down for the next two days.

Promise me something

If I’m ever killed by a meteorite, make sure it goes for more than $1,500. It’ll be worth more than that, for getting through my thick head in the first place.