You can’t make this stuff up
This morning I went to get my son ready for school and he said “Why’d you wake me up? I was dreaming about a squid and it was really fun.”
Category: Critters
Open Letter
Dear Dogs (yes, all four of you), When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still three of you in the way. The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. (Please […]
Haiku
Cat: You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt. Wanna go outside. Oh, crap! Help! I got outside! Let me back inside! Humans are so strange. Mine lies still in bed, then screams Claws are not that sharp. Dog: I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. […]