Gee, thanks Bono

In case anybody thought that advertising didn’t work: “Well, I want an I-Pod Video, but if Santa can’t afford one, then I’ll take an I-Pod Nano, I just won’t be able to watch movies on it.” At least he has quit asking for the XBox 360…

Living under a rock

Again, internets, you have left me out of the loop. Why didn’t I hear that The Onion was selling crap? I gotta get me one of these. . If you can’t read it, it says ” I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am” And if you find that bad, then be […]

Just pennies a day!

In trying to get a grip on just how huge the profit just posted by Exxon for last quarter is, I decided to break it down. It’s just thirty-nine cents a day. Every day of the past three months. Per person. in America. Yes, my family of five would contribute $2.00 a day. And we […]