Buying things, or just consuming them.
Does anyone shop at Sears anymore? I ask only because we went tonight, and it was pretty sad – a shell of what I remember Sears being in days past. Employees were scarce. Almost as scarce as customers. I found one fitting room in the entire store, monitored by closed ciruit TV’s at the door […]
My son – and I’m not making this up – actually rewinds and plays commercials on Tivo. of course, these ar commercials for sugary breakfast cereals, elementary school weaponry, and movies, but whatever. I’ve seen him pause commercials so he can take a bathroom break. This is the future of America, y’all. Anyway, there are […]
Somebody gave me a dollar today. What should I spend it on? I’m leaning toward getting drunk.