things that make me chuckle

For a long time people have been finding my blog while searching the internets for “emma watson’s boobs” or some variation thereof. Last night? I got a hit from Tehran looking for them. Yes, that Tehran, as in “Iran, Islamic Republic Of.”

Denied

Yeah, I waited. They said “February 2.” They said “After 6:00 PM” That’s when I was supposed to get with the 90’s and have my DSL activated. Guess what? Really, guess? I get the exact same response I did on Saturday, when I tried to follow their e-mailed instructions. In other words, nothing. So tonight, […]

secret code

FYI: When you get an e-mail with the subject Your Verizon Online DSL Is Ready and stuff like “Don’t wait another minute! Set up your DSL service today and make this the last day you have to use dial-up. You’ll be exploring more, downloading more and achieving more online with your new DSL connection.” Um, […]