So I went for a walk last night. 1 hour, 24 minutes, five seconds. I saw exactly four other people walking. Two had dogs, one was walking, and the last was jogging (so, technically I only saw THREE other people walking, but whateva). I’m wondering if I need to try a different deodorant…
Holds envelope up to forehead: “You step on it again, and it cracks this time.” – tearing open the envelope – “What happens when you don’t remove the bird your cat has “given” you just inside the door to the garage the moment you find it.”
Not only did Britney go to Mardi Gras, she took Katrina victims shopping. They then ate at one of Emeril’s restaurants. Can you imagine? “I lost my home, my car, my job, my grandmother and three other relatives in the hurricane. But then, Britney took us shopping! Check out my new purse.”