A priest is hearing confession one day when a man walks into the confessional and says, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been happily married for 56 years. Last night, I went home from a bar with two young women and we made love all night long.” The priest says, “Well, that is […]
From Beancounters I find this wonderful link to a list of bumper stickers / taglines. Some good ones: I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs. (ask Chuck about that!) Driver carries no cash. He’s married. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. What would Gandalf […]
I don’t know if y’all remember, but about five or six weeks ago I mentioned how the 40 Year Old Virgin had been in my Netflix queue since before it was released on DVD and still showed “very long wait.” My working hypothesis (don’t know if I said so at the time) was that Netflix […]