Whiny husband

First of all, I spent some Quality Time with my dentist today, and dayum, my jaw is sore. If I’ve promised anybody a blow job? I’m sorry, that is totally out of the question. Ouch. While I was chained to the chair (as he was warming up the chain saw) I saw video of Ms. […]

I have plenty of excuses

for why I have not run in the last week. Mostly about alarm clocks, and the Texas heat, or just plain being lazy. And I have one reason why I kicked my ass out of bed this morning. Today I ran for Zoot. I’m so sorry, girl, and words are never enough.