With apologies to John Lennon. I have no clue why this has been stuck in my head for, like, a week or more now. The staff member said, ‘hey, what you doing in bed?’ I said “I’m only tryin’ to get me a piece,” Christ you know it ain’t easy you know how hard it […]
Wishing for: A quiet moment with my wife on the beach. Praying for: A quiet moment with my wife. Without interruptions.
More than 1 million cases of chlamydia were reported in the United States last year — the most ever reported for a sexually transmitted disease, federal health officials said Tuesday. “A new U.S. record,” said Dr. John M. Douglas Jr. of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Note: this is absolutely NOT related to […]