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• To the Lord, praises be, it’s time for dinner now let’s go eat. #

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  God knows when, but you’re doing it again #

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• After we used a jackhammer in the bathroom for two days, oddly enough my kids just roll their eyes when I tell them to turn the TV down. #

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You know on the remodeling shows, when the young couple with the helpful (and quiet and polite) children want to spend a fortune remodeling their bathroom, the perky host says something like “well, first we need to take out the old tile.” And it takes five minutes?

We’ve been at it for four. days. And they never look this hott:

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