And you can dance to it.
Again, no, this isn’t some kind of hidden message to anyone, I just love these supercut things, and damn this one is funny.
Warning: NSFW language.

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Not much to say!
And you can dance to it.
Again, no, this isn’t some kind of hidden message to anyone, I just love these supercut things, and damn this one is funny.
Warning: NSFW language.
Tags: sticky-fingers, supercut
“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
- Zaphod Beeblebrox
I try and leave out a lot of the junk I’m dealing with my kids here, just, well, because. I generally don’t deal in a lot of specifics lately. In any case this is a blog about ME. It’s MINE. And I’m making this shit up as I go and don’t want to bore you with particulars.
Even so, I wanted to say that today I reached some sort of bizarre milestone.
In the last six months, I have been sworn in beside my son in front of three different judges in three different jurisdictions – city, county, and state. We hit the trifecta.
All we need is some sort of Federal case and we can call it a jackpot. And probably declare game over.
Tags: justice league
Don’t anybody get excited, there is no hidden meaning to this post. I just thought this was a funny picture and wanted to share it.

Tags: candy
I sometimes say that my life is like a Lifetime movie. Which is a strange thing for me to say, because I really don’t watch many Lifetime movies. Not all the way through, at least. But it sure seems like I’m in one.

I’m usually busy watching zombie movies, or aliens, or football. Or maybe a raunch comedy about middle age guys that get lost in Vegas or something.
Zombies playing football? Would be awesome. Messy, and probably pretty short. Awesome, though.
Since I think I’m stuck in one, how do the Lifetime movies usually end? Is it happily ever after? Does the bad guy win? Riding off into the sunset or does the city burn to the ground?
Zombie movies are pretty predictable. So is football. I like to pretend my life movie is still in production.
(you can stop laughing any time)